Most definitely not. I'd eat it out of a trough.

I remember eating Anpan for the first time, I expected it to taste like marmelade, but instead I got weird brown chunks that didn't taste sweet in the way I was used to. I almost threw up. The second time I tried it, knowing what to expect in terms of taste and texture, it suddenly was the most delicious thing I had…

So since you moved to Japan, how many people have asked you if you 'can' eat nattou and umeboshi? And how many people act like you just got accepted to Tōdai when you say you like nattou?
(These are rhetorical questions, having lived in Japan, I know the answer to both is "all of them")

Yes but in order to get his permission to raise chickens she'd have to ask him first, and we all know how he feels about her incessant yapping. Better not risk mildly annoying him, because what happens then IS ON HER.

Well clearly women don't beat men at pool because they are better at it, but because they seductively lean over the table and distract the men with their boobs. It's not really a game, it's foreplay.

And if he doesn't like your friends, you just never see them again. You spend your days alone in the kitchen preparing huge chunks of chicken for him.

You are a terrible person. Trust me, I have a penis.

Poor Dumle!

Torsti had the best reaction.

I imagine it also makes a difference for the acting partners, both male and female, if the dick is hard or not. I mean I'm usually into dicks, but I wouldn't want to be contractually obligated to rub myself against my work colleagues' boners, even though I've seen their floppy dicks plenty of times in the men's room.

You should watch The Good Wife. The women on that show are all 40+ and kickass, the teenagers are dorky instead of oversexed and generic, and the relationships are usually age-appropriate.

I totally agree. But don't diss Hodor, he's doing the best he can.

Meh he's no Josh Charles.

NO! HE'S GAY AND SHE'S A HIGH-CLASS HOOKER WITH A LAW DEGREE WHO ALSO WORKS FOR THE UN! SHUDDUP!

It's true, I barely noticed any difference. But I don't know shit about make-up and I'm one of those clueless assholes who can't tell the difference between "no make-up" and "no make-up" make-up.

I still don't understand what the writers were trying to say with Jacob and the MIB. Did they WANT us to root for the MIB? Because he sure as hell had a perfectly understandable reason for hating his family and wanting to get the fuck away from the island and hang out with normal people. HOW IS HE THE BAD GUY?? And…

As much as I've come to hate LOST thanks to the abysmal last couple of seasons, I still love Locke, Sayid and Mr. Eko as characters. They should have left all the other drama queens on that island behind and built their own little survivalist commune in the woods.

SHUT UP BILL WATTERSON WILL NEVER DIE!!!

Eh, Matt's life seems much more interesting than Lindsay's. I mean, he used to work for Prince, for god's sake.

Our generation has been through so much hardship. Young folks today will never understand what it was like growing up with dial-up internet and having to wait 20 minutes for one jpeg to load!