BionicBarry
BionicBarry
BionicBarry

Oh they're not lesbians, just blood relatives who are raising a child together and sleep in the same bed. NO HOMO.

I'm neither white nor a MRA neck beard, and I actually used to live and work in South Korea (and I mean actual work, not "volunteering" or "teaching" or whatever American college graduates call it when they come to Asia to "find themselves"), but nice derailing, asshole.

Jesus christ, yes! GUESTBOOKS. Is that your old website? I had one just like that, thank god I can't for the life of me remember the URL.

PRINTING OUT WEBSITES! I REMEMBER THAT!!! BINDERS FULL OF EPISODE RECAPS AND FANFICTION!!!

Oh yes angelfire and geocities! RIP! All those fucking pop-ups.
Remember seeing scans from Takeuchi's artbooks for the first time? THAT blew my mind. I already loved the anime, but the artwork for the manga was so pretty...
I actually used to watch the german-dubbed version of Sailormoon, as far as I remember they

Remember when fansites were called "shrines"? Remember when webrings were a thing? Remember banners?? REMEMBER MIDIs??

If they were wealthy, they wouldn't need some stranger from the internet to drive them around or even stay at her apartment. I happen to know a thing or two about South Korea, it's overwhelmingly middle class women and college students who get plastic surgery, because it's a lot cheaper than in the West. South Korea

Plus, they're not really "hiding" if they're posing for pictures. But I guess it's easier to sell this story to jezebel readers if it's framed as "those sad, brainwashed ladies", and not "they saved a lot of money and spent it on shit they wanted."

*sigh*

"Sooo there's this show that some people like and that I know absolutely nothing about, and some people apparently have opinions about this show. I dunno. Discuss!"

I can't believe how much I grew to like Marty. He's the worst.

The Wire: Important exploration of the African-American experience in a notoriously corrupt city, or exploitation of the talents of black gang members who could have spent their time making efficient, profitable drug deals instead of earning a SAG card and health insurance?
Discuss!

His Pilot Podcast Project is so funny, I get stomach cramps from laughing.

Virgin whore, bro!

Stop Talkerman.

Oh here we go.

My favorite part was when he announced the new Bachelorette, and then just shook his head and sighed and said "Yeah, why not do this again?"

I thought Chris Harrison was delightful. Seriously, somebody get him a better job, this guy is amazing. This is my second favorite season finale of the year so far, after True Detective.

The victim needs to be weak and broken forever and hysterically cry in front of a roomful of complete strangers, so the judge and jury feel sorry for her and good about themselves when they put the rapist away for a year.
Basically, the victim needs to act like a Lifetime movie protagonist.