Site has been unreadable on mobile for a decade now. Praise Ublock Origin.

Now I want cinnamon buns. Thanks Claire.

Hilarious you’re calling the Chinese Socialists? Is that a joke? I can’t tell. What do you think that word means?

So, welcome our new corporate overlords then? How does a boot taste?

Or, she was a big part of this event and took the photos and so I wanted to give her credit. She suggested reviewing the drink, in fact. I wasn't trying to brag. (I don't fucking care if someone has a partner or not.) She was just a big part of this particular thing. 

Well maybe if President Shit-For-Brains had had such nice words for Rapinoe as he’d had for his pedophile buddy Jeffrey Epstein, she’d have welcomed the invitation.

And how sweet for Rapinoe, no shrinking from the noise and backed it up time and time again on the field, unflappable on PKs.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

Now we finally get to find out who has the best American goalkeeper at the WWC -- the US or England!

England and Germany are both ranked higher than France.

They didn’t call repeated handballs by the French early, a silhouette shot will never get called.

Megan Rapinoe confirmed coming to White House!

Fuck Trump.

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Trump is going to find a way to take the credit for this, isn’t he?

This is one of the best articles I’ve read this week. Please keep ‘em cumming!

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

I always talk to my kids about their successes, too.

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.