I'm holding out hope that comment was aimed at Kristen Cavallari and Jenny McCarthy.

Oh my god, I have never cared one way or the other about Bieber, but I hope he knows how to duck so that Naomi doesn't bean him with a phone whilst venting her displeasure at some plebe or another. Wasn't she dating some married Russian bazillionaire? I understand about stamina and his probable decades of earning…

Et voila:

I haven't read 50 Shades but i've dated guys that were REALLY into it.

I'm sorry, but no one eats p—— as much as the guy in that book.

"You look tired" = "You look like shit"

Jezebel has tentatively ended our relationship with Us Weekly, because they have been giving us A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING in the slander department.

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

I'm over her god obsession (look, He likes sparkler tittays like everybody else) and am more interested in what variety of quaaludes or Molly or whatever she was on during that halftime show where she was backup to Missy Elliott.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend may have had sex in the white house. "We're really in love," Teigen told a reporter as John Legend stared at her lovingly in the way that only a bowl of warm oatmeal with granola on top can.

OMG I love you

Made this gif just for you because your post made me laugh out loud.

I feel you.

me, when that crow's head first popped out during the Russian goth video:

Don't be so rude. Gary's face couldn't even fit on a condom wrapper.

It has a malfunctioning fem-bot vibe to it! Eek!

This gif will live on forever in my nightmares.

Girl, I love highlighter too, but calm this down.

I kinda want to wear this to the next gawker holiday function

I mean, ooooooor he's performed this song eleventy billion times already and knew he had to do something different this time. Rather than, I dunno, perform anything else from his album.