Becky, you are doing your dead-level best to make me inconsolable at your departure from Jez. OF COURSE I REMEMBER THE LITTLES. I LOVED THAT SHOW.

Jeez, you know, she did write a multi-platinum selling album with big hits that did prominently feature those sayings. I think it's pretty reasonable of her to want to assume some sort of ownership of what she wrote and head off people looking to capitalize on her lyrics.

This isn't all that shocking considering Forever 21 and the like gets away with selling unofficial merchandise by tweaking things or just using lyrics. But apparently not when T Swift is on the case.

Still fabulous!

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

I am fully on board with viewing him in at least two ways: 1) the ego-centric individual and 2) the legitimately sage, semi-omniscient arbiter of what it means to be an artist and consumer of culture in these days. He's one of those people where you go, "oh he's full of it, but he's not wrong either"

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

I love that scene. Delivered flawlessly.

I can kind of understand not knowing if Rashida Jones wasn't a celebrity but come on! They are entertainment reporters and not knowing her father is Quincey Jones means their bad at doing their job. However I do live in an area where every European person is tanned as all hell and I have mixed heritage and am pasty af.

if they break up i will literally die

I adore Kanye. He's creative and a narcissist and wants all of us to be our best creative, narcissistic selves. I hope you get a croissant today, Kanye.

I'm sure in his mind it something like "you mistakes make you who you are" or "if I didn't get that tattoo, I would have never gotten the cool 'Wino' tattoo."

Yeah we can both agree that that's not gonna happen.

mentally or in real time?

im gonna leave this gif here again

She didn't start it, she just made it worse.

I started the booty song movement

Possibly. It's still a fair point, though.

For future reference, you can explain something without telling someone that they're confused. That makes you sound like an asshole.