rest assured if it were owned by a POC it would’ve been liquidated and dropped in the local police’s account within a week.

Amen to all of this. I never fully appreciated how much I valued Deadspin until maybe 8 or so years go. I realized just how much I loved this site when I found myself (absolutely unnecessarily) annoyed that they hadn’t posted an article related to some current event (couldn’t even begin to remember what it was all…

I hope when the deadspin cats find a new home that they make room for jalopnik over there as well, G/O is a cesspool.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I hear the Bears might need a new kicker.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189572771669577730?s=20

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

I think we are all missing out on a golden opportunity. We need to start The Culture Vulture awards and even start a Culture Vulture Hall of Fame. You can have an award called the Vulture of the Year, Best Supporting Vulture, Best Gentrification of a City. I mean this could be a real money maker. You know like the…

Between Miley Cryrus bounce less twerks and Juggalos, I feel like this is just a repeat of an old story. So I believe T.I., but only because he was once again looking for a pipe dream that somebody of white culture would repay the favor and not become an embarrassment to his reputation or black music culture.
It’s just…

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

STOP AUTO-PLAYING VIDEOS FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.