What a crazy coincidence — Serena Williams has also been over-tested for drugs. Say -- and here me out now -- I wonder if there’s anything these two have in common.

It hurt me to star a statement containing such stupidity, but I believe your intrepid reporting from Moronostan should be rewarded.

Yeah, he didn’t do anything except save the economy, pass the ACA, catch bin Laden . . . .

I starred this comment, then I unstarred it so I could star it again.

Don’t sleep on Costco pizza.  $1.50 for a giant slice of combo pizza.  Mmmm . . . HDLs . . . .

You are correct. All this would require a constitutional amendment, not just a bill, which means that we have to get 38 states to ratify all these wonderful ideas. Republicans completely control 26 states governments, plus another six state legislatures and an additional six Republican governors. So the good news is…

See, at first I was thinking I’d give up chicken and whatnot in a heartbeat. Then I realized that, when I got to be an old fart, I’d need to watch my cholesterol and weight and all that other shit, so I should probably give up steak and bacon and eat chicken and fish the rest of my days. I would compensate with…

Despite the story’s hysterical tone, this is not all that unusual. In fact, the Vikings kicker did the same thing earlier today.

I legit did not realize until I read this article that they replaced Faith Hill with Carrie Underwood.

People are murdering each other on a daily basis in this country but you choose to spend your energy getting worked up over how sometimes a police officer either sucks at his job or is in a really bad spot.

*adjusts spectacles*

I was with you until #8. Please don’t tell me you eat your steaks well done, like their president.

Next, we need to allow golfers to use their club of choice to savagely beat anyone who yells “Get in the hole!”

It’s gonna be a bitterly ironic moment when they give Jordan Peele a screenwriting trophy and honor his movie in NO other way.

Ian is clearly correct. It’s not like you have to be Lidia Bastianich to make spaghetti and meatballs or a decent lasagna.

I am truly shocked to read a story where I take Tom Brady’s side.

a bounce-back season

I’m glad I live in the USA, where I don’t have to worry about excessively violent police officers, voter suppression, or dimwitted nationalists making cheap political points by attacking popular sports.

How about the super-duper proficient marriage tactic that I like to call Being Honest With Your Spouse? It involves — stay with me here — being honest with your spouse and telling them if their sushi casserole looks like vomit. And yes, you may have to “win” the argument by both of you eating the sushi casserole and…

We have all — every one of us — made our own Sushi Casserole at some point.