"Denying history is a practice that, in America, is restricted almost exclusively to the world of sports."

The big dummy.

I thought for sure we were in for a "Yup, these are my readers."

I tried to give you a +1 earlier, but I didn't see the comment at first, then it took me an hour to figure out how to respond.

Can someone please explain to me why we even have replacement refs? The NFL had a system that was working fine, that everyone loved, but for some reason, they scrapped it in favor of a big, dysfunctional mess that no one understands and everyone hates. For some reason, I feel confident that someone at Gawker can…

Several formerly starred commenters at Kotaku were there first.

"I'm here to MAKE LOVE TO YOUR TONGUE. That's it."

"If you're gonna kill old people, you're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way: With a big old knife."

+1 bowl of cereal

". . . plot-driven and exciting, where one thing happens after another."

Also putting the black into the orange and black: Kanye West.

How does this not have a +1 yet?

+1 Judi Dench

Billy Jo Jive approves this comment.

"A quality all too rare in my opinion."

Theoretically, how many man points would I lose if I switched to the Miss America pageant. I mean, not that I would ever do such a thing.

Warning: The Iron Chef/Fantastic Four fan fiction is not for everyone.

Seeing the headline, I would have sworn this was a video of Eli Manning's intentional grounding.

"They were scared of my big fun bags."

"TAKE THAT CRICKET!"