B learns the hard way never to buy white underwear. I don't know why they even sell the stuff.

Meanwhile, J.D. gets off scot-free.

"At the end of the day I know I didn't do anything wrong. I wasn't trying to hit the guy in the head."

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: No, you're thinking of the woman who wrote those vampire novels.

@Body By Bacardi: Problem is, Louie De Palma can't see over the line.

@whiskerbrisket: Heather Hunter's trash-talking was a bit wordy.

@bigredgambler: "I mean, just make this white and it's a seamless transition."

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: I think you meant "Anne Frank."

"You know, I used to have to eat that crap – but now I've got money."

@BiggiosGrit: I hear you.

the video is not a turn on, it's one of those gag the girl with your cock humiliation videos

But has there ever been a Ferrari on Earth that hasn't been driven by a complete fucking scumbag?

"So . . . what's the big deal?"

@apd09: My wife agreed to sex while I ate a pastrami sandwich, but I pushed it too far when I brought in the portable TV.

"This should still be in closets . . . That's just wrong."

July 9, 2010: Cleveland celebrates Brad Dougherty Appreciation Day.

@SayChowdaFrenchie:

Guy then left the bonfire to go shoot a +3 at the U.S. Open.