every cowboys fan knows we're going 8-8, with a soul crushing defeat in week 17.

God dammit. Everything about this story is infuriating.

Jeez. Imagine the vitriol she'd face if she tweeted something this bad at Justin Bieber.

Inb4 y u no buy manual diesel wagonz? Trucks for stupidz.

We are more than a decade into it, but I'm going to come out and say it. I still just dont understand the crossover craze.

Did not enjoy Cowboy Bebop!?! Blasphemy!

OmniCorp...you mean Omni Consumer Products?

Call me when you've attempted to purchase private health insurance as a former NFL player. Let me know how that works out for you.

That's a faster 180 than Wes Welker's head as it starts looking upfield as the ball's about to hit him in the chest.

Uuuh, is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? How can 3 inches of snow cripple a city? Abandoning cars? Is everyone in Atlanta a helpless retard?

Silly people from Atlanta, its only snow.

There's only one man for the job.

I'm pretty sure the crowd was just trying to down out the singing.

Couldn't agree more. When will they learn that the National Anthem is best when they sing it how it is meant to be sung?

1) I don't think 'creative' means what you think it means.

There are only so many times you can recover from a full Eli of interceptions.

"Philip Rivers throws to... who I can only assume is an undrafted rookie from Appalachian State... And INTERCEPTED... by... a guy who probably played in the CFL last year? Maybe? Fuck it."

That's fine, Luck can go back to his true passion, US Civil War re-enactments.

It's like what they say: Luck is created when preparation meets opportunity, unless you throw Blounts into the mix, and then all that preparation doesn't mean anything.

If it were up to Riley Cooper, it'd be those other guys left hanging.