When asked how soon Coach Fox should return, Peyton replied: "Hurry, Hurry....Hurry, Hurry!"

Peyton just doesn't have the time to add interim head coaching duties to his role as OC.

A Schiano man would operate on his own heart, that is, if he had one.

If Del Rio is named and given any actual authority, they're finished.

Has someone made fun of Incognito for that god-awful tatoo on his left arm? Also, the fact that someone in his family tree, at some point, was dumb enough to name themselves "Incognito"?

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Do jokes always cause you to detonate?

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

Wow, I am glad Silver wrote this because I had no idea Schiano was a dick.

I'll go ahead and declare you as someone who doesn't care if the right call is made.

Muhammad Violates Rights of Patriots

[JaMarcus Russell hangs up with agent, busily washes self with a rag on a stick]

Unfortunately such a sweet deal comes with a steep price: Ticket Oak gets to ravage your body for one (surprisingly sensuous) night.

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

Very nice troll headline, Barry. So I guess now we're going to refer to penalties as "cheating"?

The Jets did the same thing on the Pats tying field goal but somehow it can only be called in overtime...is that how the rule works?

I have full confidence in Jerrah. He's an expert when it comes to new, cheap faces.

If all this was just an elaborate scheme to get out of having to travel to Mississippi, then, well, kudos, gentlemen!

Seriously. I don't follow baseball. My experience with it ended at little league and I was blown away someone explained the "neighborhood play" to me. It just goes against the fundamentals of the game. "Oh well, close enough." Seriously?

"Potatoes? Hot plate!"