Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I…

oh shit! Darren Sharperrrr...one of da hardest rapin' players in da league!

Believe it or not, there is still a place in flyover country where bottled beer runs $2.50 or so, a pint can be $2.00 in the right circumstances, and a mixed drink with a non-poisonous liquor brand might be $3.50 routinely.

I need to get up at 8 am. I set my alarm for 7 am. When it goes it off, I set the snooze halfway to the time I have to get up (e.g., the first snooze is at 7:30, then 7:45 am, etc.).Therefore: I am unemployed, 750 lbs, and never get out of bed.

Could have sworn this problem was solved by not being a bitch

Haters gonna hate, but The Duke is still one of my favorite controllers.

Knowing Hornung, I'm sure we won't have to wait long for him to change his position.

I've always wondered what they do with the rest of the mole.

Burneko ruined Deadspin

If the presenter had taken the marbles out of his mouth, I might have been able to watch it. Why on earth would they release that video with such an awful narration?

You sir are an idiot and every reader of jalopnik would agree with this statement. If driving is soul sucking you are doing it wrong and are exactly what's wrong with most people of this generation.

So...she has a writing career and I do not?

Witnesses say he was last heard saying: "Hilary Banks, will you marry m—-" before his fall.

Ok, someone has to post an image of the aliens / History Channel guy saying "I'm not going to say it wobbles. But it wobbles."

BAH Everyone know THIS is the only wrestling game worth talking about.

Flu shot is totally unnecessary for healthy people. And it doesn't defend against the huge number of flu variants. It's a good idea for people in the health industry, or those dealing with the elderly, but hardly mandatory or even recommendable for healthy people.

Can't you just say 1 and half old? Sorry to be "that guy" but it really annoys me how people keep referring to their childrens age in months after the first year. Worst one I heard was "Here's a picture of my 96 month old." I just looked at them and said "You mean your 8 year old."

The funniest part was you trying to mock anyone after that abysmal title.

Yeah, I'd pull off to that photo too...