Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I…

oh shit! Darren Sharperrrr...one of da hardest rapin' players in da league!

Believe it or not, there is still a place in flyover country where bottled beer runs $2.50 or so, a pint can be $2.00 in the right circumstances, and a mixed drink with a non-poisonous liquor brand might be $3.50 routinely.

Haters gonna hate, but The Duke is still one of my favorite controllers.

Knowing Hornung, I'm sure we won't have to wait long for him to change his position.

Burneko ruined Deadspin

So...she has a writing career and I do not?

Witnesses say he was last heard saying: "Hilary Banks, will you marry m—-" before his fall.

Ok, someone has to post an image of the aliens / History Channel guy saying "I'm not going to say it wobbles. But it wobbles."

BAH Everyone know THIS is the only wrestling game worth talking about.

I can't abide the takedown of Brats. I'm not going to sit here and pretend like Brats should've been in the top 5, but I just hate your reasoning so much. I feel like I just read someone hating on Pastrami-on-Rye because all they did was buy Carl Buddig meat and put in two slices of Rye bread without anything else.

What, we're just letting in any potato-based shrapnel now? Fucking tater tots? What madness is this? Why not go full retard and add potato cakes, since the mouth breathers slinging roast beef at Arby's think they are appropriate dinner fare? Shit, this is anarchy. Why even draw the line? Potato skins! Why the fuck…

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how were there injuries?

GOD DAMMIT. In an article premised on how we shouldn't fight about chili, how it's flexible, can be made any number of ways, you STILL — STILL — HAVE TO GET IN YOUR DIG ABOUT CINCINNATI CHILI. FUCK. YOU.