I could say the same things about abstracts.

Where's the part where they shoot and kill an innocent suspect?

This isn't punishing a player for things beyond his control. If it wasn't a dead ball, the defense would still be trying to hit the guy without his helmet. Giving him forward progress after his helmet is off encourages the defense to hit him until he is actually down. Prohibiting the defense to hit him after his…

It's the juxtaposition that makes it funny. The same thing that makes many, many things funny. Sure, it sucks that a real person got hurt, but watching it happen is still hilarious.

Am I the only one that thinks this is utterly and completely hilarious? Yeah, it's super sad that the guy's family member died, but how ridiculously inept do you have to be to immediately think "Oh, he's mourning Brian the cartoon dog"?

I think it's actually a pretty ugly photo. The fact that he was able to catch a meteor in the shot is pretty amazing, but I find the lighting and composition a bit atrocious. It is eye catching because of all the different things going on, but is far too busy.

Public transportation is cool and all, but driving is great. Driving to me is like an entertaining game (not that I drive fast and dangerous). Also, grocery shopping is the biggest pain in the ass without a car, and try to buy other things like a desk chair or an ironing board. If I could afford a car, I would never…

No.

From the link, "There is also a style of thin-crust pizza found in Chicago and throughout the rest of the Midwest." Just because I can find tacos in Chicago does not mean the city has any significant claim to them.

Except that's not Chicago's pizza, deep dish is. Just because there are a few places that serve that style does not mean it is a Chicago institution. You can find deep dish in NY, but no one is going to say that is NY pizza, nor will anyone give the city any credit for it. The thin crust described above is claimed and…

I watch The Shining every year around Halloween.

It's funny because both parties are just fighting over second place. The best pizza is one with a very thin, firm, crispy crust; the kind that cracks if you were to try to bend it. The slop from Chicago and the soggy, floppy mess from NYC are delicious in their best iterations, but their design severely limits their…

These photos are always disappointing because the location doesn't actually have the colors represented in the photos. Without the colors, it would look just like earth. I always get excited to see otherworldly locations accessible to normal humans, only to get disappointed by the photoshop or use of infrared film.

Is this a Windows Phone 8 exclusive, or will people rocking 7 have access?

Fuck you. "Hey, you should really learn to like things that other people like because you're a fool for not having the same taste as other, more sophisticated people. You'll thank me when you learn to like things you hate, because, well, how else could you enjoy food if we all didn't agree on what's good.?" Fuck you.

I…

This song is perfectly representative of Deadspin; complete unnecessary, nonsensical bullshit. It's amazing how little is communicated with so many posts. Also, I have never seen a more aptly designed web banner. It serves as a caricature of the mindless contributors and readers of this god forsaken shit hole.

If this was a Frank's Red Hot factory their home values would skyrocket. Frank's>>>>Sriracha.

I'm just saying the accessibility of the videos to adults is more important than a child's access to Facebook. Instead of wiping these things from Facebook because some kids might click on it, keep the videos up and keep kids off Facebook.

Kids that would be negatively affected by these videos (e.g. young children) probably shouldn't be using Facebook at all. Unmonitored interaction with other people on Facebook could potentially be just as destructive. Child predators, cyber bullying, etc. are just as bad. If these videos are banned from Facebook, that…

I don't really like most forms of art, but this is actually pretty interesting. Thanks for the post.

If you put those hotdogs so much higher on the list, you've never had a correctly prepared, quality brat.