Remember the “Wrong kind of snow” train fiasco?

How about Goldwing MX?

You know why you don’t see many Honda tattoos? Honda riders can remember what they rode in on.

I’m glad someone thought of the children.

More seriously, the rumor mill has unmanned drones in the story, so maybe something to do with them?

Can’t be the SR-71, no weapons! Probably the Mig 31 Firefox. 

Dope-Slaps are already being administered, and quite effectively.

If it gets rid of Jezebel and sports sidebar stories, I welcome our new overlords.

I prefer furlongs per fortnight.

There are countries that use metric, and there are countries that have walked on the moon.

I have it on good authority that the world WAS in black & white.

The Pie, in Salt Lake. A friend calls it bubblegum cheese.

Bending the rules a bit, but:

Exactly what it was, just relabeled.

Yea, “understated” would have been a better choice than “inaccurate”, but tell me you were NOT visualizing a neat little hole in the roof from the initial description. As opposed to the removal of most of the roof.

While “Hole in the roof and cracked windshield” is true, it is also completely inaccurate.

My ancient Suzuki 2-stroke had a hemi, and it didn’t even have any stupid valves messing up the hemi. It’s a purer hemi than anything Dodge ever built.

I know it’s not that NASA, but did anyone there think for even a second, “Naww, NASA’s already taken, maybe we should use something else?”

If you car doesn’t make you yell “Whoo hoo hoo!” then why do you even have it?

Why is everyone giving Clark Kent such a hard time for trying to help out on his day off?