Schlock Mercenary Maxim 43: If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid and you’re lucky.

I’m unconvinced the cutaway actually shows the engine. I see lots of plumbing & wiring and ancillary bits, but show me the engine. Or at least one of those mythical turbos.

I realize I’m a year late, but: Trunk Monkey?

The head of the chocolate company speculates that St. Nicholas and the Christ Child: “They both argued about who gets our delicious chocolate ...” 

So where’s the rioting, and the looters and scavengers eating it off the road?

Since you’ve quoted it: “It’s “ What?  That’s a pretty terse sentence.

I suffered brain lock, and had to read it several times before I could figure out what a bioga was. Or how many bioga’s you needed.

I love that the HD logo is the most prominent part of the display.

There’s an old GPS mount in my wife’s van because it started to take the dash with it when I tried to remove it. I’ve been meaning to try the dental floss trick.

“sleeveless leather vested” isn’t a bad phrase. But a friend of mine wore chaps, and as he was gassing up one day he heard a little old lady say to her friend: “Mildred, look at that young man in those crotchless leather panties!”

Is this one any better?

My first car! It looked so sweet in that black, and those are massively finned brake drums you’re looking at, with a little chrome center cap.

Don’t forget the greatest biker gang movie ever made.

Posers is what we call them. Or Pousers if they’re really pretentious.

I agree about the noise, but remember that every Harley is quiet when it comes from the factory. HD has to meet the same noise regulations as everyone else.

It could, but there’s the added mass and complexity. And I don’t think owners would be fans of the service intervals or costs, where that’s a known thing for Ducati owners.

This goes back a few years, but: Show your wife how to play Lemmings!

Just wait ‘til they get Flash ads running on the sides of those buses.

Yea, but the wire gauge changes when you stretch it...

Crimped butt splices are what you want, but (!) you need a good crimper too, the ratchet type. Like so: