Ah, Gears. I love you and the giant nipples on your armour.

"Resistance is futile at entertaining me."

"I doubt it will last."

Man, I'm really diggin' these Jou articles(a little more stringent editing would be neat, but no biggie). They're getting better all the time. Is any other site reporting on China like this?

Yeah but the difference here is that Johnny Depp did something.

*flicks water at The Laughing Man and smiles coyly*

YOU F*CKIN' BI-awww he got a little kerchief and everything!

"No created work exists that is indisputably without flaw."

No...I think it's more of a 'Welcome aboard' laugh.

"10. If you can, play the game on PC."

Ah, Dushku ain't that hot. Joss Wheadon and a bunch of his trogs just told everyone she was hot.

"Comes with HDMI? Yeah, that's better. I didn't turn my Wii on in almost 2 years but then skyward sword came out. Now I haven't turned my Wii on in like 5 months."

Hey now.

HA!

Sorry, but I think you mean it might dethrone Kane & Lynch 2 as the best shooter ever.

Yeah, and NO ONE needs to look like Michael Stipe.

Okay. Let's do this. Comment of the week.

Well, I think you mentioned in the comments a while back that the commenting stars are on the way out. That's fine and all, but it's a little sad for me.

You need to take this conversation to speakup, son.

Just a suggestion, but maybe you, with the demonstrable intelligence you posses, could have worded your point in a less inflammatory manner.