Is your boyfriend a gamer, too?

True dat.

Man. There's so much I don't know.

What is this "JTAG'd 360", friend?

Well, is it both BLACK and WHITE?

Molydeux Style.

When I used to play CoD4 I used to get phishing messages all the time. "10th level prestige all unlocks 1600 points msg if u want in." One time I actually responded:

Hey PETA! How about taking on the cattle industry? I mean, shouldn't that be your main crusade?

Hey PETA! How about taking on the cattle industry? I mean, shouldn't that be your main crusade?

Great. Go ahead and kill all of our hopes with reason and logic and a sound, rational explanation.

"The floating island above Vivec in Morrowind crashed into the city causing the Red Mountain to erupt, destroying all of Vvardenfell and a bit of mainland Morrowind. The Aldmeri Dominion had invaded Cyrodiil, even holding the Imperial City for a time before being pushed back. The end of the war brought the White-Gold…

Yeah, I'm being dumb.

Okay, so, is publishing gamertags okay? I'm not being a dick or anything, but I'm actually wondering. I mean, does that matter?

You can't prevent those comments. I've tried to make people understand, but I can't.

No no. You're missing my point.

No no. You're missing my point.

"...basically a PC built to the expected specs of the console in question..."

Yes.

Well, Kotaku gave Dead Island a 10-ah, I mean, they gave it that gay editor's choice sticker- while everyone else dropped trow on the thing.

I have it. I"m playing it.