This is what Florida feels while it's watching Backdoor Boysluts 4.

True Detective is my new favorite gif source.

Or maybe Mike Huckabee-esque dudes really like to unwind at the end of the day with some hot man-on-man action.

You don't say!?!

This is how Florida feels about itself right after it finishes to "Backdoor Boysluts 4."

True story: A friend of mine had a roommate that was a medical sales rep for a "Vacuum Constriction Device" company. He was the Bro-iest Bro I've ever met....

BUT when he moved out, he left all sorts of stuff behind - including a few of the "medical devices." The best stuff he left behind included the "swag" - a few…

I would love to see someone in the media do some research and out the Republicans who use Viagra and/or pumps. They need to be called on their hypocrisy. Seriously, when Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a whore on national radio because of her stance on BC pills no one called him on his ILLEGAL USE of Viagra . He didn't…

There was nothing that angered me more in the 3.5 years I worked in retail pharmacy than erectile dysfunction drugs being completely covered by insurance, and birth control not covered at all.

So they should form a strategy built around solid thrusts at ensuring their political opponents pay for their hypocrisy? That they should do the hard work of humping bills through the legislative process to a satisfactory end? That by grinding and working and inserting themselves forcefully into the discussion they…

Go in hard and fast!

For those wondering why such a double-standard exists in 21st century American politics, here's a handy little cheat-sheet:

I remember when penis pumps were only available from skeevy ads in the back of porn magazines that you had to buy from a judgmental clerk.

You mean they should stiffen up? Harden their stance? Stand tall and erect for a good cause?

Because women always will be second to men. That's how it's supposed to be. Suck it up and move on.

Thank you! Republicans complain about the money "wasted" on the BC pill but for some reason never mention how much things like penis pumps and Viagra cost us. But it's okay because they are for the menz.

You're right Erin, we should be getting rid of the penis pumps too, because FUCKING SERIOUSLY? We're paying for that? Jesus congress what the shit?

Zombies, apparently. I would scoop mine out only to make more room for cake frosting.

Hahahaha! Brains. Who needs 'em?

Let me drag us even further down the road from the original topic. I call my daughter Big Foot and when I read this I gasped and said "Who the hell would want to be friends with her, she is being really a pain in the ass today!"

(pic) Here is a primer for you. :-)