If I married my college boyfriend, let me tell you, I would be in a very, very, very different place right now. Shockingly, I focused on school and my career during my 20s and somehow found a husband who would marry my withered uterus at the vile age of 29, after I've established a career that has afforded us many…

It looks like he's auditioning for The Tim and Eric Show.

Oh, would I?

Very well put. I'm sure there are lots of African-Americans and Latinos in jail with mental heath issues as well, but it doesn't matter because people of color are inherently evil in our society. White people on the other hand, only commit atrocities when they are crazy, because they are inherently good. That's how…

You have got a point. I've never thought about this before, but you are right. We very rarely see kids of a different race - that have commit crimes -being analyzed to such an extent. "There must be something psychologically wrong with him! Why would he do such thing?"

Well, to be fair, most of the mass murderers we have to study are white guys. So. You know.

Oh good, more thinkpieces on a white murderer so that we can understand how someone can be a 'default person' and still commit a crime.

Simple. They don't like black people.

So stupid... they *TOTALLY* copied this idea from my high school yearbook picture.

You see, we are white because high levels of our melanin periodically go on the offensive against our brain cells, which makes it so that white people have fewer functional brain cells, which causes us to short out in our brains sometimes and just go HERP DERP.

And why do they think this tired retread of age-old colonist themes is "new" and "innovative?"

Yeah then they pull out the old 'not all white people are like this!!! You're being a reverse racist!!'

This is so egregious. And people wonder why some of us are a bit leery of white people. Hmm...

Because they're too white to know any better.

Ignorance, stupidity, arrogance, petulance, etc etc etc.

Why do white people insist on doing this?

"This is an anomaly. This is not what our police officers do"

This is a patently false statement.


Surely, no true Scotsman would do such a thing.

I was so stoned, I was like, this is just me, right? And because I live alone, no one answered.

Fuck, glad it wasn't just me.

Stupid HBO

1. It's not free, it's just covered by insurance with no copay.

LOL I love the assumption that your nieces won't be having sex because they want to, but only and only because they're going to feel pressured. Breaking news: your nieces, your precious nieces will be horny. They will be horny as all fuck and they will want to take their clothes off and rub against other boys and/or…