Max von Sydow also played the devil in Needful Things, which was directed by Fraser Heston (son of Charlton).

My president is Black, my Jesus is Black.

Seriously, I take my slut pills for migraines. My head is such a trollup.

Now maybe they could get around to making the regular Pill over the counter, like the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists recommends.

I call mine that as a joke when talking to my friends. It's especially funny for us since I haven't had sex for years.

It's a joke. I say it all the time when my alarm goes off - "time to take my slut pill!"

Right. Birth Control pills.

"[A] fake anchor if ever there was one" ... Does he really think that people believe that Stephen Colbert is a real anchor? Maybe he is only partly getting it? What part of Comedy Central does he not understand? And does his staff not know enough to explain what satire is? This whole thing is fascinating. Now I'm…

dont bring miley into this- she was performing. nothing more

Listen Paula, you can do so much better than this scumbag. Keep walking away and don't look back. You didn't feel disrespected, you were disrespected. Thicke is a misogynistic creep. Do you want your son to grow up thinking it's okay to treat women like that?

You run Paula Patton, run the other way from that sleezy oil stain! He put his finger up another girls butt in front of a mirror...you don't need that shit!

We do what we must in order to survive. For me, that entailed becoming Pauline Phillips.

I showed my son this when he was in third grade, and then made him promise that he would pay attention in class so that he wouldn't end up like this man.

Ah yes, the appearance Catch-22. We all know it.

Well, a woman, what if she's not hot? How could you respect her? And what if she IS hot? How could you respect her?

That sounds amazing. Too bad I quit drinking Diet Coke about two months ago. For those of you Diet Coke addicts out there thinking of quitting, two things: (i) there are some serious physical withdrawl consequences, like fatigue and a CONSTANT headache; and (ii) once you get past that, you feel amazing and, strangely,…

"Panda Express is a vital part to the complex ethnic culture of South Dakota and we value it as deeply as the Mexican experience at Taco Bell."

Indian here... and a female! I was allowed to be born! So was my sister! I know it's rare, though.