"I'm not an angry person." WHAT? She punched Farrah in the face while she was holding her daughter and then threatened her with a kitchen knife. BUT NO, not angry at all!

Have you chanted spells using your XBox Kinect, Xtina, and not felt badly about it?! Have you? Because I have, and it's glorious.

La la la NRA troll. Heaven forbid we talk about any sort of reasonable gun control without some pointless quip from the Guns R Us contingency. Please note that the knifing victim survived, and certain types of knives are banned.
Oh, and I say that as a person who's been around guns her whole life.

Though I suppose that people in Japan, where Japanese people are not a minority (for obvious reasons), probably have less of a reason to feel threatened by that sort of thing than Americans of Japanese descent do.

Because non-white people never know when they are supposed to be offended, that's why they need white people to tell them.

My grandfather decided one day that my dad was being "too weak" and needed to be toughened up.

Yeah the obituary is the really bad thing here.

No reason to speak ill of the dead, they can't hear you.

My immediate reaction when the obituary went viral was to feel desperately sad and angry on behalf of the children it references. I am confused that anyone would have any other reaction.

I think she has every right to be what you call "petty" considering what that monster did to her.

Any time someone says He wouldn't need to rape about a rapist my skin just about crawls off my body. Who does need to rape, kind apologist? Can I see the list of people for whom rape is necessary?

I'm more concerned about the Muslin Lizard People Dictatorship... The Chambray Bird-pocalypse was bad enough. When will Jo-Ann end her tyranny?!

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY JONATHAN DAVIS IS A REAL ~*FREAK ON A LEASH*~ GUYS AM I RIGHT. AM I RIGHT

And she posed for Playboy. Her saying please don't talk about my body, makes me like "Oh really?" How dare us, after you put out a porno- look at me/don't examine my body. I don't think its nice to criticize, but she's rich beautiful and Caucasian, why do you care if I say something bad about your butt? All you have…

Secret Muslin Lizard People Dictatorship.

Sorry, but Kim has spent a lot of time and money conforming to society's standards of beauty. Her original face had much more ethnic features compared to her face now. She's sliced her nose down to a point. Not to mention her pre-pregnancy body was pretty much the typical Playboy, porn star archetype with the Jessica…

Oh, thank you! I will fix! Sorry, I was just hustling to get the post done and didn't remember exactly how that case played out.

Lindy I love you HEAPS. (Like, enough that if I met you in real life, I'd probably make you uncomfortable, unintentionally.) But. Mel Gibson was found guilty and sentenced to probation for battery. Making Oksana Grigorieva a "survivor of domestic abuse" rather than a "domestic abuse accuser".

Sounds like someone hit a nerve with Miss Kartrashian. If her butt is real and she has this adorable baby and loving fiancé why does she give a shit what anyone says? Perhaps it's because she has more plastic in her than a Chinese toy factory.

"I will never conform to your skinny standards sorry!"