Well played.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?
Fair enough, but I say have a conversation. Like a human. Don't post someone's picture on the web so everyone can know your horror (not that you did or would, still talking about Jim on Twitter's comments here). Food can be gross, and that's not all that is gross. I've sat near people on subway and on the el that…
He ate Brie on the subway. He didn't murder a koala bear. Sometimes this public shaming gets on my damn nerves. Let's just put the stocks back in the village square and have at it. Sure, I don't like to eat on mass transit, but we don't know his life.
I don't want to live in a country where a man is condemned for eating a wheel of cheese.
OMG IT IS BEN LINUS!
I used to eat whole wheels of brie while I walked. I didn't realize this was unusual. I always thought people would understand how good it tasted.
All I can say to this man is: GET. IT.
Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.
Dear Carlotta,
This just in: Ms. Maroney reacts to shitty apology!
She wasn't saying anything racist, she was just referencing the fact that black gymnasts are all physically more powerful and less elegant than white ones.
Is the face of the alien queen sent to rule over us all. It really is weirdly, wonderfully perfect.
How is he supposed to pay his matchmaker now? Dude can't get a break.
And it's glorious.
It's a woman getting a ticket to her own life that she earned on her own. I think it'd break him.
When he looks down he can see himself and he can talk to the people sitting next to him, but to the women, it's as if he doesn't even exist.
With their eyes sweeping past him, as if he were a dent in the plaster.
I'm trying to imagine Ariel Castro's Hell. I think it's watching every woman he ever hurt accept their diploma and walk down along a long, bright hallway into the light.