Even though she admitted to tossing her cigarette butts willy nilly! Oh, Miley.

I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair.

Please don't do coke, it can cause you to have a series of elaborate heart attacks.

Then she stood next to a high way and cried about all the litter people threw out their car windows.

KNOW HIM? HE WAS DELICIOUS!

What is this? Are you from the future?

ROSDOWERRRRR!

NOT

WHAT IS THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!

One time I smoked a lot of weed and couldn't work out how to get out the front door (answer: turn the door knob). So no, weed isn't making her any smarter and certainly not any cooler. But then again neither is that fried chicken I just ate.

I keep forgetting that! ;)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit giving a fuck about Miley Cyrus."

That's only if you're black.

I see what you did there. Well done.

I don't like coke either, I just love the way it smells.

Super anecdote, Miley. One time I smoked a ton of hash and couldn't figure out how to open the microwave door.

I thought that people who smoked weed and used drugs were thugs. Isn't that what we've learned in the past year and a half?