So he doesn't hide the fact that he's pompus little prick...good for him...but an inablity to laugh at himself? Nope.

I wish I could ban this gif from the internet. HISSSSSSSSS, AWAY WITH YOU, CREEPY BABY HEAD. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

African elephant populations are vulnerable due to poaching, the ivory trade, cunts like this, and habitat loss. Asian elephants are endangered. In short, shut up.

Does Kanye really think he's going to beat Jimmy Kimmel in a battle of wits?

So we should shoot house cats and puppies, just to even out the "racism" inflicted upon deer and rabbits? Dude, just admit you like to kill things. That it makes you feel good and all "Ork!!" to kill things, especially creature that can't fight back. I'd still think you're an asshole, but I'd think of you as a…

Boohoo, Kanye. Boohoo.

In this case, it means that this guy is a unique kind of asshole.

That's true. There is something to be said for owning your emotions and asshole personality. I'll give him kudos for that. Still, I would never be able to stand someone who can't laugh at themselves. But I still got love for you Kanye. Yeezus, Imma let you finish, but MBDTF was one of the best Kanye albums of all time.

It's kind of what I like about him? It's frequently dickish, but it always feels pretty genuine. He's not going to pretend he's this easy-go-lucky guy. He's melodramatic and angry and he embraces it.

I feel like he'd be a lot cooler/happier if he had a sense of humor. He reminds me of a really smart kid I went to high school with who was an absolute dick and had no sense of humor. Example: he sneezed during class one time and I said "Gazuntite". In turn, he corrected my pronunciation.

Poor Kanye. He takes life so, so seriously and it backfires on him when he deals with everyone else.

My actual coat of arms* has shellfish on it, which probably made us the lamest bunch of knights going into any tournament or battle. "QUAKE IN TERROR, for we are both full of allergens and not at all Kosher!!!"

"Do you realize that if you subscribe to that philosophy you are committing a very unique form of animal racism?"

I don't know if any branch of my family has a crest, but holy bucket, look how my boyfriend lucked out:

Do you realize that if you subscribe to that philosophy you are committing a very unique form of animal racism?

As I always say: If you're going to be an animal racist, be distinctive! Be different! Craft your very own "unique" brand!

I mean, we've got enough of the run-of-the-mill, standard animal racists out…

Here's mine. It is also boring but I didn't choose it!

Mine would be me destroying a Horcrux while waterbending.

ryan murphy tweeted this promo image for his tribute episode yesterday:

Why do I get the feeling that your not very good at letting things go?
Why do I picture your father spanking you with a bible?