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Huh, it's kind of cute and also kind of offensive, with lots of strange inconsistencies (Why does she want to tame the actual tiger? Why does an elephant require nail polish? Why, for god's sake, should the elephant hold her clothes whilst showering her. Etc, etc.). Most importantly, why does becoming strong herself

Don't tell them how the first settlers had to receive welfare from the natives.

You should hear the one about the Missouri Compromise. It's a keeper.

The British tried to do a version but it fell apart once they got to William of Orange.

Oh, that's just proof that Democrats are Teh Real Racists to them.

No fucking way.

What is with these conservative pundits and portraying themselves as the actual historical figure...

Let's not forget how the U.S. Constitution was handed down from Jesus

How did you get an advance copy of the accompanying CD, Songs in a New World: Rush Revere's Totally Historically Accurate Musical Journey Through Colonial America?

It honestly made me think of the quotes I'd put in my AIM profile in high school, so I suppose that is the modern day equivalent!

The hero-fication of our ancestors continues. There is no possible way they were not perfect specimens of homo sapiens. They were ALL God fearing folk who went to church every Sunday and voted Republican. Don't let the lamestream media cloud your mind. They all knew exactly what they were doing at all times and maybe,

Who charged up San Juan's Hill?

What is with these conservative pundits and portraying themselves as the actual historical figure:

Silly, everyone knows that's how our country came to be to be founded on Christian values, so it's hardly worth mentioning. Tsk, the things you kids today don't know.

Just in time for Christmas season, the present for the racist relative to send your children to balance all that hippie crap you give them. Because damn it you're not raising children right if they don't live in fear of the belt, hell and brown people.

Surprisingly, he omits the *historical fact* that Jesus helmed the Mayflower. For shame.

This is how I feel after watching that....

No, this is EXACTLY what I've been saying. The songs lyrics are just tired old cliches. The type that make me cringe with embarrassment.

So you know those positive sayings/cliches/quotes that people always post on facebook and other social media sites... Does anyone else feel like this song could have been written just by scrolling through a facebook news feed? It's like a bunch of them put together. Just me?

That sucked. Reminded me that I've burned through all the OISTNB and there isn't anything entertaining around.