Calm down, people. All Marble is saying is that black people bring their early deaths on themselves.
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Biggbardda
Because nipples, obviously.
Why do bare boobs have to be considered so embarrassing?
Pffft. There is no guilt about anything in Chicago, especially the food. Have you seen this:
Oh there was a REAL Jewish deli right by my apartment when I lived in Chicago, when I was in college. I went there so much, they knew my order. They served this pickles—but not like the crappy pickles you get in a jar—they were brined yummy cukes, but they served them in slices. The guy would always give me extra. And…
WRONG
Fuck cream cheese.
It's okay.... It's a new year. A new start and we can leave the old mistakes behind us. And I'm about the most f'd up Jewish guy you'll ever know. But holy crap I will gladly pay 10 bucks for some nova lox with bacon horseradish cream cheese on a cheddar onion bagel.
TOO LAZY TO ADD THE OTHER LETTER, SORRY!!!
Happy new year! It's technically schmear :-)
DUDE because it is haaaard Laura. So much smearing and whatnot.
Is this a new thing? If so, I can't help but think that Kraft did it first.
i wouldn't say that though... sometimes the wives are the crazies. just think about the poor husband. all his magazines (and i'm talking the innocent ones!) get censored with a black marker before they are allowed on the living-room table. when they go outside, she constantly jumps up to hold her hands in front of his…
Something tells me that, in that family, she never dictates *anything* to her husband.
Dictated the letter to her husband?
Something tells me that, in that family, she never dictates *anything* to her husband.
No worries, I'm sure she dictated it to her husband as he typed, since the internet is too edgy for her delicate lady-eyes without his filter.
I just read the whole "letter" twice, and I have only one question:
How long do you think it took her to type that, given all the pearls she was clutching?