OMFG...that's all I got, that and hot bitter tears of frusteration at people's ignorance.

@mrs.falbo: Lol I know right?

Quick question, am I the only who noticed how closely Heidi Montague resembles Semi-Drunken Heinz here?

@OldEnough2BYourMama:I don't want to get into the nightmares the corn nuts thing gave me...

@badmutha: Seems like he was making a verbal contract, I say we hold him to it.

@Morning Gloria: Lasanga with spinach in the ricotta....drool.

@tammy612: Or design some sort of special symbol that they have to tattoo on their forheads to distinguish them from the rest of the planet.

@ThereIsNoFluffy: That's the best thing I've ever seen!!!! Thank you for bringing this into my life, you've changed it forever!

@somebodyoranother: Put your emotional well being first, it's not selfish, being bad off emotionally can impact your health.

@Dallifornia: I love my mom, she'd be more like " why the hell aren't those lesbian shitasses eating more pumpkin pie? Are they coming for Christmas? they don't have food allergies do they?" she's just cool like that.

@Breathe: Don't break Georgie Jr's heart, he did NOT lie about the weapons of mass destruction. He did NOT gain anything from the war so why would he lie? What's that? He did? Halyburton?Oh I bet that's just a coincidinc?

@o-line: And when one of them comes home with a bruise on their forehead, they won't even have to ask, they'll just KNOW.

@thegoddesscher: Nope, she's a magical, ass kicking angel sent to make the earth more excellant.

@lucysnowe: You have to help her fix that!!! What if some poor innocent guy SEES it? She'll never live it down!!!

@ChaiLatte: Hearted.

@awbshplz: I'm proud of you for confessing, now go to the chalk board and write: "I will not neglect my blogging, money shotting and fucky-fucky talking duties to be a parent ever again." fifty times.

@emaline: Yeah Anna's post carries traces of victim blaming.

@splint.chesthair: You do.

@SophieWantsMizJback: She's just jealous that your getting some and she isn't. Don't let her spoil your fun.

@fortehands: He does look both polite and dignified.