@intelly: "Hey!!! I see you out there!!! You get lung cancer I'm not paying the Dr.'s bills. Losers."

@GunwallsLizzie: He looks like he's asking for directions to the bathrooms or something.

@pdxliz: Abby was close, she was right next to me.

@LittleMissMarySunshine: Twice as voracious as the original. Twice as deadly too.

@acutelyaware: I can bearly contain my ferocious excitement.

@RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): I'm raising my hand in support of this idea.

@Nayrlladnar: Oh WoW!!!!!

@newyorkmuse: I'm getting the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. And I'm sad about Dino, he's legendary and will leave a huge hole in his family and the world.

@Descarada: It always makes me smile when I see older couples holding hands.

@Descarada: I got a little choked up, romance is NOT dead in Nova Scotia.

@ramaYs: Well put.

"Once again Roger finds himself being pursued by a Prince Harry fetishist."

Congrats!!! Much loves and laughs to all!!

@FreudianNipSlip: Umm I think I broke my Boehner, is that a problem? Can you help me repair my Boehner?

@lizilizi1: I've never known what to call what I am before, now I do. My name is BiggBardda and I am an Abstract Porky Menace....that felt amazing.

Umm...hate to break it to you, this isn't her taking responsibility, this is her saying "well gosh I'm sorry you got your delicate little fattie feelings hurt" it's not the same at all.

Hugs and kisses and the non-deadly-allergic-reaction-inducing dessert of your choice to all who winned!!!

@Nancy Sin: Don't get lacrimonius on me.

@the aluminum monster: Sometimes you just can't help it, especially if you spend a large portion of your life planning every move you're going to make in the impending zombiacolypse.

@the aluminum monster: Anyone with half a brain knows that cities have lots of people who inevitable become zombies and lots of places for them to hide. sheesh wake up bitches.