@poppypasha: Probably because unicorn farts were deemed so powerful by the FDA that most states require a prescription just to purchase them. Its made being an evil enchantress very difficult and time consuming for me. And don't even think about buying them on the black market, I did once and ended up with Centaur…

@team-science: This just in, my cat knocked over the garbage last night and sources say Jennifer Aniston is VERY disapointed in him. Film at eleven.

@The Outlaw Josie: Two words: Janis Joplin. Could you imagine what the music industry would do to her? We'd never hear that amazing raspy-tea kettle voice. What an epic tragedy.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Pics or it didn't happen.

@Mblase: Mystique would murder Kim K. in five seconds flat...not what you mean?

@the aluminum monster: I had an unescapeable sense of doom for that poor horse the moment he popped on the screen. I actually got a little teary eyed. WHY DID YOU GO TO THE CITY YOU DOUCHCANOE!!!

@Grrrlfriend: His is a scary situation and I can't say I'd be surprised if he or someone else ended up dead.

@newyorkmuse: Been there, done that.

@Grrrlfriend: Agreed, he seems like someone who could very easily "accidently" seriously injure someone. A mill is the least of what you should be paid to get naked and vulnerable around him.

@Mad.Madam.Mim: awww, My ancestors came from the Czech republic (formerly Bohemia) so no classy for me...sads

I think Essence deserve a standing ovation for this. Well done guys!!!

@Morning Gloria: Dear God you're worse than I thought, I'm calling Betty Ford!!!

@Morning Gloria: Listen, I know it's hard to admit you have a problem but...you do. Husband stealing can, and does, become an addiction just like shoplifting. If you're ready to get some help I will be more than happy to introduce you to the fine people at H.S.A. Think about it.

@ampersands: Does this mean we'll all be getting pocket Dictionary and Thesaureses for Christmas?

Thank you!!!

@ubuntu10: He's married to Arlene from True Blood.

I'm not sure that I feel like this article is good enough. I want something more from this magazine before I consider spending my money on them again. A lot more.

@collegelemur: Is it as hard to keep a nanny with Satan's spawn as they say it is?

@Biggbardda: that didn't either sorry for wasting space.

@Biggbardda: well that didn't work