Don't you have some celeb's leg to hump? Go back to twitter.

God, you're such a fucking nerd.

God, you're a nerd. Smh.

God, you're a nerd. Smh.

OK now please give me the hot, sexy, X-rated version.

I'm glad I could help, uh, pussyhead.

RIP Tommy

Question - why didn't Kevin Draper write this story for Deadspin? It was a fascinating piece, but I was surprised to see it published somewhere else.

Easily the best Duan to ever be featured on this site.

JRW can we be friends? Are you on twitter?

You going back and starring all of my old comments from years ago really makes me happy. Are you on Twitter dot com?

Hello, E.

Ha! This was back when they were like $20 for the low tier PPVs. It was a triumphant, and sad, night.

Jaylen, were you like 4 when this happened?

Side note: I was also having sex the exact moment Owen Hart died, and the PPV was on in the background. I even paused for a moment of silence.

10 years. That's insane. I met a Hooters waitress who was home for the summer semester in Kalamazoo, and we were very flirtatious during our sociology class. (Oh god, this sounds like a Drunken Hookup Failure, doesn't it?) She attended Michigan full time, and when she went back she invited me down to Ann Arbor to hang…

I like the cut of your jib, Jer-Bear.

No Bird, he's right. Candy corn has a favorable flavor.

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

Well when I was in college, Bell's was producing less than 10,000 barrels of beer. Last I talked to their brewers, they plan on hitting 500,000 barrels in 2015. So sure, you're mass producing it and it'll taste different. But I don't even necessarily think it tastes "better" or "worse" just a little different every…

Surprisingly, here in Kalamazoo where we have "Oberon Day" for the release every spring, there is some backlash against Oberon. Almost hipster-like lashing out, the whole "I liked it back before they changed the formula and it was good!!1!" type shit. Some people take to calling it "Oberrated." Overall, an amazing…