Favorite actual article in the Deadspin Starred Era? I'm partial to the Wiffleball/Bill Welke story, if only because I was directly involved and actually received a threatening call from MLB... [deadspin.com]

What? Are you a closet wrestling fan too?

Thank you for this. +1

Well while you are here, make the best of the next few hours!

Never did get that damn gibberish in the middle of the address...thanks.

Absolutely. Twitter - it's not just for Bieber fans!

If we can do a compilation album, I'll pick Wave of Mutilation: The Best of the Pixies.

Just a little off the top...

Well, the screen caps Tommy posted didn't look like as much of a clusterfuck as Gawker, so we shall see.

Since we're all being honest with each other, which one of you sons of bitches is Don Draper?

Is this the party?

Great...

Yes.

Fat Tire Beer. Spent a week in South Carolina and brought back a few weeks worth with me, since we can't get it in Michigan.

Good effort, PolkPanther. I'll take one in XL please.

That's great. +1

Go the fuck away, [Captain] Ron.

This reference always makes me smile, many many months later.

Since everyone pointed out the unparalleled acting skills of Sir Nic Cage down below, I find it necessary to present quite possibly the only man who could even approach his acumen.

That is uncanny.