Whoever said a while back that truffle oil was amazing must have been smoking meth. I bought 2 oz of the shit tonight for $16 and ruined some perfectly shrimp with it. It smells like a hooker's morning breath, too.

Watching Kane drag people to hell on WWE Raw. But now that it's over, back to this shitshow.

Rhombus

Agreed. That Leitch piece made me want to try cocaine for the very first time. Damn good stuff today.

Happy New Year, DUANies. In the past year, you've all given me wedding advice, job advice, food advice, not to mention some killer music. Thanks for the entertainment, everyone. Have a safe night out and about.

Holy shit, during the Iowa/Oklahoma game, one of ESPN's sky cameras suspended over the field just fell and almost landed on Iowa's huddle. They would have had some explaining to had that killed someone. Play is currently suspended.

Has anyone nominated Odibie McDowell and his water bill yet?

+1

Apparently "Great Moments in Poop History" is getting it's own spin-off.

Fatty McGee DUAN:

Lovely.

+ Whatever you want. That's just brilliant.

Kalamazoo, Michigan. Big news in the paper today is that Wisconsin is trying to steal the Mitten State title from us.

What the hell, the link is now broke. What was it?

That might be the worst commercial concept ever. Let's show a video of something that people would rather watch than a shitty sale on polo shirts. I probably saw that commercial 4 times before I even knew it was JC Penny.

It's like he is trying to alienate 90% of the people that could possibly buy his product. I HATE the one about having virtual friends. Listen, motherfucker, 800 Million people are on Facebook, and there are other forms of social connectiveness, such as the dicks like us that use Deadspin every day. And I would damn…

This man's stupidity knows no bounds. And then I realized, I have never seen Joe Amendola and John Steigerwald at the same place and same time.

Well as evident from my profile pic, I'm Joey Fatone.

This winning streak Tebow is on is almost unheard of. He can't be denied once, let alone three times.