I looked up your name spelled "grey" and thought that you really sucked for sending me to a page that last tweeted over 700 days ago. And then I noticed my spelling error. I'll be sure to check out your site, too.

Taylor's friends say that she's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis. She loves horses, and her boyfriend, too.

If Laurie Fine is involved, we are decidedly NOT talking about masturbating.

I downloaded all of the MXC Extreme Elimination Challenge episodes a few weeks ago, god I miss coming home shitfaced and catching that on Spike TV at 2am. Never felt more like a man. Unless I was drinking Miller Lite.

Business planning, or at least distracting myself from business planning with DUAN. Trying to figure out the best way to not get raped on taxes until we're actually making real money sucks.

Green Day. This was in '94 right after "Longview" came out and they were just gathering a following. I have an aunt that has worked for the Red Wings for 20 years, but she was filling in across the street at Cobo Arena in Detroit since they share employees. She asked me and my cousins, all of us 14 at the time, if we…

You wrote the Galarraga piece for Pitcher and Poets? I came across it over the summer and loved it.

DadBoner...hmmm, this seems like a setup. Sure, why not. And consider yourself followed, friend.

+1'ing yourself is the Deadspin equivalent of "Like" your own Facebook status. I fully endorse this.

Trying to expand my Twitter game, who are your favorite follows? @MettaWorldPeace has been golden, even though he goes a few days without posting. @the_ironsheik is fantastic, too. I doubted it was him for the longest time until he plugged it on Howard Stern. @MarylandMudflap is pretty great too.

She is one person who must LOVE Big Bang Theory. If only the Indian dude were Hispanic, all of the bases would be covered.

This was discussed during last night's DUAN. I've never noticed it before yesterday, but the mobile site has a "full site" option at the very bottom of the home page next to the "privacy policy" link. Apparently you could also download a different browser with the options of disabling mobile sites. But no, it's not…

I have been told I could pass for a "non-retarded" version of Warren from Something About Mary. My friends even bought me a red jacket and ironed the name on the back. Real self esteem booster.

My God. Picture number 2 is worse than anything I've ever seen in a sex education STD slideshow.

I think she was just trying to solve the puzzle.

Saw this posted on Facebook today and found it pretty awesome. My favorite YouTube video since the Herman Cain Bad Lip Reading video. If you have any gems that have made you laugh lately, feel free to share.

Wow, all it takes is some simple corporate restructuring for a DUAN revival! These moves should have went down the same time as the site redesign.

Ha! +1 Rohypnol

60 Minutes just called and offered Costas the last 3 minutes of their show.

He was just kindly requesting that Stevie Johnson stay off his lawn. Or doing his best Joe Buck impression.