He is busy mourning Scion.

What’s being from Wisconsin got do do with you shit for brains cork sucker??!?!?!?!?!?!

Have you tried getting mad online? I’ve heard that works.

Dammit, $kay, it’s too early on a Sunday morning to be hearing rimshots in my head...

That sticky, sweet diarrhea is “honey poopoo.” A honey booboo is much worse.

Remember when the Discovery Channel had really interesting awesome content?

The hybrid jeep better have 110V sockets built in.

Most surprising part of the headline.

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

I’m going back to the sloth story

Nice one, Pontiac.

Dude with the parasol does not have his eyes on the car.

It would figure that the people who bought this car also haven’t figured out how to use the internet.

I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Drop my Abarth 500 off to get that full blown Rally concept that was posted yesterday. Ram 2500 Power Wagon Laramie, Couple motorcycles because variety is the spice of life, 1965 Pontiac LeMon’s Wagon restomodded to be a fun daily, Suburban LTZ (its less conspicuous than an Escalade or Yukon Denali), Fisker Kharma,…

Why pay for a real one when you can get a replica that’s better in every objectively measurable way? I’d much rather have a Factory Five kit than a real one if for no other reason than the complete lack of guilt going out and beating on it unmercilessly. A real Shelby is nothing more than a paperweight; it’s just…

You have the Ridgeline filling the “we really just need a car with an open bed” market

A heated windshield that is so hot, rain instantly evaporates. Would replace wipers

Butt what if you had too poop, wouldnt that be a pain in the ass?