Wanna bet?

That sound you hear is hundreds of thousands of CrossFit bro’hemians furiously masturbating to this.

I’ll give the new Top Gear a brief window in which to impress, about as long as Top Gear US, about three episodes. I’ve already got my Amazon Prime paid up anticipating the new Clarkson, May, and Hammond show.

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

Patrick George is an American citizen, and has never been involved in any revolutionary activities or associated with any neo-Fascist organizations in Guam, or any U.S. Territory. I apologize for the inconvenience caused by the interrogations.

Jason nails that weirdly cool feeling you get powering through horrible conditions in a spartan box. You're shielded from the elements, what else do you need?

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

...and kids seats start at only 5 buuuucks!

And that beacon is perched on the end of a mechanical tail.

In a dark and terrible world, there shines a lustrous beacon of hope.

“How Would Blogging Be Different If Everyone Was On Peyote?”

Dumbest. Special. Edition. EVER

But stickers will add like 20 hp right?

Your protective bubble is calling. Let the adults play.

I never thought about that, but there are probably a good number of computer users who don’t know what a floppy is.

Any vehicle with a lot of metal or chrome details on and around the dash, or that have large screens in the dash. They become blinding sunlight mirrors in the right weather. The Tesla touch screen is the current worst offender.

what is the gas mileage of the V8 Cummins in the Titan

Not for me, I want to feel nothing! My car rides on a suspension made of Valium and pudding.