I don't understand the origin or the meaning of that splay-legged drop move. what the heck am I even watching?

That was embarrassing to watch. I wish I was fun like you guys

Every single pore on my nose is a blackhead, I look upon all with smooth noses with disdain and envy. I WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING.

I sincerely hope Tarantino gets on this.

You have got to be fucking joking

This is clearly a joke, seriously you guys? Uggggh

Its kind of creepy to me that I bought one 2 days ago and heres this article! I dont give a damn about stains on my VAGINA CUP but I just wanted to say that its the most amazing thing ever. Its has revolutionized my vagina, like internet has done for the world. How did I live without one? GET ONE.

Except not? Idiot

I can understand your frustration, but you sound like a bratty child. "I worked all day and no sex for me?! Whaaa!" Stop being so worried about yourself and how greaaaat you are and talk to your girlfriend!

My favorite protest is that of other 5 year old girls, demanding authorities take swift and strict action against the accused.

Thanks for this. I've been spending way too much time commenting on Jezebel and on Gawker. This re-design will make sure I won't do that anymore.

THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT. seriously? why did you adopt io9's janky ass design? the comments look even worse now, and what the fuck, no sidebar? you just have to scroll down the page, like we're on tumblr or something from 2000? >_< guys. this is total fail.

THIS NEW INTERFACE SUCKS GORILLA DICKS. It does NOT improve the reader's experience by making us scroll down 19 times as much as we once did.

i really wish i didnt hate everything about this layout but it is just THE WORST. is this just like a trial run or is this a forever thing...?

I hate this new format. It's hard to navigate and I wish it would go back to the last one.

This is so awful I am not even sure I will be able to handle it. Its ugly, inefficient, it will take FOREVER to see what articles I actually want to read, and the comments are a fucktarded mess. HATE IT, HATE IT , HATE IT. I havent been on io9 since this shit fest and I may not be coming here anymore. No one cares,…

Well, I guess I'm no longer coming to jezebel either.

Joy, the terrible comment system and the horrible huge as fuck pictures.

Oh nooo!!

I've been dreading this day.