That seems like the kind of attitude that allows them to keep getting away with it.

Yes, that’s really what we need to be focusing on here; what some Jezebel commenters said one time.

Yeah. I know you’re not supposed to say it—naive!—but not everyone masturbates.

Yeah, I'd totally fuck him. And he's a burglar! Ticks the bad boy box for me.

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

She went deaf at age two. She was also born weighing only two lbs.

Exactly. It boils down to this: everyone in the United States who can read a menu knows what “scooped” means. The same cannot be said for “dipped” and countless other quaint little flyover bumblefuck regionalisms. Page one of the Steak & Shake employee manual should include a brightly-colored aside about “scoop vs…

I know, right? Everybody knows Hand-Dipped Shakes are traditional shakes dipped in chocolate, like the aforementioned Cow-juice Female Royalty cone.

The people insisting “dipped” is at all self-explanatory and the rest of us are morons for not knowing this bizarro regionalism are making me want to set something on fire.

Apparently, today I and a bunch of other people woke up in a parallel universe where “scoop” and “dip” are synonyms...this has to be a regional thing, right?

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

you mean hand-scooped?!

No seriously... what is a ‘hand dipped shake’??

“Eh..I still would.”

This sounds like you trying to rationalize your own weight issues.

"The cost for most people of a body fat percentage so low is that makes their face look haggard, and catapults them a decade or more older"

Good read, looooot of butthurt in the comments

Thank you for grasping the important takeaways from this article. Not the loss of life or the alleged callousness of Hernandez, but rather that somebody censored a possible sighting of the n-word. That's whats important.

I am sorry but no relationships with partners that respect each other do not involve ignoring the little issues for the bigger ones. Those little issues such as not washing the dishes, not cleaning after yourself, and just being a general lazy shit built up over time. You keep pretending those issues do not bother…