C'mon now, everyone know the only time you trust a fat person is when you need a musical accompaniment that features a tuba or bassoon.

It's the ring bear-er. Get it? They made a funny.

This quote does more to dismantle choice-feminism than so many others.

Not that, Canadians are just idiots.

[removes human suit]

I want the diadem, for talking on the phone and doing dishes and stuff.

Being a person of color myself, I sometimes find myself wondering about other people's ethnicities. So you know what I do? I get over it. Unless knowing their ethnicity is paramount, I just get the fuck over my curiosity. Try it white people, it works!

Wow. My daughter and I are both millenials. That's a crazy thought.

Of course, by unicorn standards 10 inches is only a 5.

As long as Jordan can sit like this. This is a requirement.

The Japanese are comfortable with buying weird and quirky cars. Americans and Europeans, are not.

When I read "lifestyle equipment" I almost puked. Reminds me of that faucet commercial where some uppity folks went to an artsy architects office and asked him to build a house around a faucet and the architect looked at it like it was the damned Birth of Venus. Faucet? Hardly. Lifestyle equipment!

Umm...am I the only one who doesn't buy this "dogs can be racist" premise? Racism in humans is a VERY RECENT phenomenon (as opposed to xenophobia) so I refuse to believe that dogs actually attribute value to various tones of human skin - that smacks of crazy anthropomorphization (sp?) to me.

I didn't ask for your opinion either, but here we are...

Just don't date comedians. Don't date writers, artists, musicians or anyone else who works in a field where being a self-obsessed asshole and dissecting behavior and criticizing the people around you actually makes you better at what you do.