They collect everything you post, every picture, every status update, every person you’ve friend-ed, and create a mosaic of your life.

as opposed to...? who’s out there making a bunch of smart television that we should be watching over American stuff?

that’s some complexion on that guy

would, nah, nah, would (far back), n/a, n/a, would

“Your sex-offender cousin might have something to say about this”

“Your dog-poisoning aunt will love this photo”

“Your wife beating grandpa would love this!”

I don’t have a racist uncle, and wouldn’t think it was a cute thing to talk about if I did. Thanks.

Why are there so many people on the internet who don’t understand what being a high profile employee of McDonalds actually means in terms of “success”?

Jesus Christ your are an enormous piece of shit, please shut up and go away

PC to the max

How are you socializing with so many people born in the 90s?

Sorry, your 2nd tier country can’t hold that up as a point of pride either because soft serve is not the standard form of ice cream in the US. The only places I know of that serves milkshakes that aren’t “hand dipped” are national fast food chains.

because the type of people who play online games don’t insult each other with “lesbian” (yet)

“We are famous for our hand-dipped shakes. Everybody knows our hand-dipped shakes. For the uninitiated, a hand0dipped shake is made with real ice cream, not the seaweed plastic-juice stuff you get at other fast-food restaurants.”

It was probably a non-chain deli with high quality meat and breads.

In some videos, some do.

Uh, I'm in DC near the lower bound and my life is easily "comfortable" and I don't have to worry about any of those things.

the “bigger dick” problem has already been satisfactorily solved with an over the counter topical cream that they sell at every drugstore. it sucks that it only works during puberty but any guy who wasn’t worried about it as a teenager clearly didn’t have any problems with their god-given configuration.

wow..that last one is way hornier than it initially looks