“Your dog-poisoning aunt will love this photo”

“Your wife beating grandpa would love this!”

I don’t have a racist uncle, and wouldn’t think it was a cute thing to talk about if I did. Thanks.

Why are there so many people on the internet who don’t understand what being a high profile employee of McDonalds actually means in terms of “success”?

Jesus Christ your are an enormous piece of shit, please shut up and go away

Sorry, your 2nd tier country can’t hold that up as a point of pride either because soft serve is not the standard form of ice cream in the US. The only places I know of that serves milkshakes that aren’t “hand dipped” are national fast food chains.

because the type of people who play online games don’t insult each other with “lesbian” (yet)

“We are famous for our hand-dipped shakes. Everybody knows our hand-dipped shakes. For the uninitiated, a hand0dipped shake is made with real ice cream, not the seaweed plastic-juice stuff you get at other fast-food restaurants.”

It was probably a non-chain deli with high quality meat and breads.

Uh, I'm in DC near the lower bound and my life is easily "comfortable" and I don't have to worry about any of those things.

wow..that last one is way hornier than it initially looks

please learn to appreciate how a natural human body smells

Yeah that's a cluelessly antithetical take on Twitter. The entire point is to convince people that they need to pump it full of free content.

Actually, Twitter is irrelevant/unworkable for everyone outside people with a career broadcasting their opinions. But by definition no one writing a blog would understand this so you would never know it from reading about Twitter online.

shut the fuck up. people fight and claw their way to get to the point where they can see fresh, prime, million dollar american beef in the buff up close and personal for obvious reasons, and they don't need anyone trying to take that away from them.

I got something for Trevor Baur's face - right here.

You're making up arbitrary ethics as you go along. There's a reason why everyone gets viscerally defensive when body parts are picked apart and evaluated. It's inherently dehumanizing.

Are you trying to imply that there's something "objective" about "pleasurable"? Men voicing their preference for fat puffy labia is exactly the same as women voicing their preference for thick long penises. They're equally crass and dismissive (but only one can be "corrected").

help us out on what that "something" is?

Oh, right. "STI"'s are moral condemnations for unvirtous women, how could I forget skank germ theory.