It's really weird that he has an (north?) American accent while using noticeably non-American phrasings. Like calling a bathroom a "toilet" and complementing the smell on being "super menthol".

Can you please not put Deadspin stuff on the Gawker home page?

That film is fascinating. Despite being an ad, it follows the 1950s dichotomy of the way suburban dads are portrayed on TV vs film (including Goofy, who was more scandalously boorish than Ward Cleaver).

Will do, Matt Hardigree. Thanks.

We're all rooting for you, Afghan Bruce Lee.

Wha?? Someone who doesn't take the white supremacist article of faith for granted?? Single parent homes! Not only is that self-evidently a moral failing (for some reason) but it's clearly the result of black inferiority (somehow). Everyone I know knows that.

Ok... if that's the way you want to spin that thing's absence in The States.

it's a test. if you keep hacking, the game is still playable, just hard, but if you give in and buy, the difficulty ramps up so that it's nearly impossible to continue later on without paying again.

Hahaha! Sorry, thanks for this explanation, it's just funny how illustrative it is of how bewildering racism is to people. People don't understand that it's fundamentally about respect for other people, and at best see avoiding discrimination as a mystifying set of "rules" that you have to keep up with. These…

Nah, it's more that women are uniquely and utterly dismissive about the couple of things about men that are completely unalterable and yet often held as the primary arbiters of their worth as men, and that the heartlessness exhibited in this comment is actually the normal attitude with which women share these…

Woah, Jordan shut him down immediately!

me neither. i'm not going to check if they have, but i will perpetually refuse to believe that they haven't.

not exactly

Woah... very clever pricing. I feel like this is going to work.

in my experience, having ever expressed a restrictive opinion toward mens attire/grooming and being a cold dude are 100% mutually exclusive. the first time i hear "guys shouldn't..." a big "NOPE" pops up in my mind over the utterer's entire personality

hmm. no.

i don't know..i feel like my work wouldn't be too mad about this

who doesn't get those?

fine, i guess that's not whats wrong with my boyfriend then

i think drunk women are supposed to eat chips off the floor