me neither. i'm not going to check if they have, but i will perpetually refuse to believe that they haven't.

not exactly

Woah... very clever pricing. I feel like this is going to work.

in my experience, having ever expressed a restrictive opinion toward mens attire/grooming and being a cold dude are 100% mutually exclusive. the first time i hear "guys shouldn't..." a big "NOPE" pops up in my mind over the utterer's entire personality

hmm. no.

i don't know..i feel like my work wouldn't be too mad about this

who doesn't get those?

fine, i guess that's not whats wrong with my boyfriend then

i think drunk women are supposed to eat chips off the floor

you don't need to buy anything to stop sucking

and the mindset that she's supposed to "give him sex" reveals a terrible attitude towards sex entirely. she's not failing to give him sex, he's failing to be sexually attractive (or else they'd be having sex). probably because he doesn't realize he has to

i guess only the people who've been with sucky, energy-draining mediocre guys know what's going on; I don't understand why it takes a mountain of self-awareness to realize making the life of the person you live with harder shuts down their will to do anything, let alone have sex with you.

this is such a clueless comment

Apparently, plenty don't get it at all.

Only barely over-dramatic.

who is this?

Are you so amazing and dedicated that you've never fallen asleep watching TV? Because once you have it becomes clear (and well appreciated) why Netflix checks in on you once in a while (sorry if this was a joke that went over my head).

Is this a joke or are you some kind of freak who has never fallen asleep on the couch watching TV and therefore wouldn't immediately understand why that's there (they don't ask if you want to take a break)?

But I'd rather get a root canal than watch and analyze Turbo, the Dreamworks animated feature about a racing snail.