What are you, not on Pintrest or something?

But why, for normal keeping a daughter safe needs, would a covert weapon be better than a obvious one? I'm pretty sure the op is a grown up spy kid, as already suggested.

that is so not even a part of the same thing that this is doing

uughh i hate having to think about stuff!!

That's what I don't get about using models like that for corny stuff that only dorks with money would buy. No one that attractive would wear that shit, and they only piss off potential customers when they see their ads.

So glad I was on the back end of the view

The toad is fine. If you look closely when the chip tucks it under its arm, the toad turns to the camera, shrugs, and says "it's a living".

BTW, how does editing after posting factor in?

Here's my hat in the ring:

Yeah, most mens dicks are darker than the rest of them

"Cars are the past, bikes are the future" - pretty bold statement, since it was cars that effectively killed the late Victorian bicycle craze.

#BitchBoss

The McDonald's fries thing is the perfect bullshit meter to discern a real food enthusiast from a poseur. It's trendy to dismiss everything they sell as "garbage"; and for good reason most of the time. But if you can't tell that they've pretty much perfected french fries, or at least would easily be the best fries…

scientists discover how to turn lead into gold. describe process as "pretty neat".

guys have a way of draining their partner's emotional and financial resources right before they figure out that he's a piece of shit.

You're giving so many people false hope right now.

i mean...it looks like a little girl talking about pulling off someone's boxer shorts to see their peepee. seems like the most it's sensible thing in the world for a granny to balk at that.

he tried to bite me!

"McFish"? Get your brands right.

I can't even figure out what this clueless hunk factory's deal is.