#BitchBoss

The McDonald's fries thing is the perfect bullshit meter to discern a real food enthusiast from a poseur. It's trendy to dismiss everything they sell as "garbage"; and for good reason most of the time. But if you can't tell that they've pretty much perfected french fries, or at least would easily be the best fries…

guys have a way of draining their partner's emotional and financial resources right before they figure out that he's a piece of shit.

You're giving so many people false hope right now.

he tried to bite me!

"McFish"? Get your brands right.

I can't even figure out what this clueless hunk factory's deal is.

He's unusually cute for someone who'd be trying the do this and the other thing he did.

Cool; I live in the ebony belt.

It's weird that anyone would be snobby about taking the easiet, dullest track of training to be a sharply defined member of the corporate labor pool and settling in quickly to be exactly that.

It's true, but their attitude toward each other was nearly analoguous taking into account their age and upper class Protestant background.

One of either alcohol or cigarettes is a serious health and addiction concern, is what you're saying?

Move to D.C.? Live in D.C. and hang out with those of us who live in D.C.?

Some other guy just posted the bottom picture w/o the black bar.

Wrong; thanks to inches, penis size correlates perfectly with the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 5 is perfectly average - most people think they're too good for it. 7 is their standard, even though it's especially good (it's the standard for very good, I guess). 8's an amazing find; 9 is aristocracy and 10 is a unicorn,…

You guys realize that attractive/unattractive are more subjective and worrisome than pretty/beautiful and plain/ugly? It's much more damning to define someone as not being able to attract someone sexually across the board than it is to point out that they don't live up to mainstream beauty ideals.

Chest hair was at a low about 10 or more years ago but it's been back with a vengeance for some time now.

Either way: would.

That guy in the top has the exact same face as me besides my being black and I feel good about myself.

Exactly. The biggest punch in the gut is when I read such an account where a woman admitted that her dog was vicious towards black people but otherwise was the "kindest, sweetest thing ever". The fact that those two things weren't inherently mutually exclusive ("otherwise" notwithstanding) really showed what she…