I guess that explains the explosive runs.

And in the ultimate gesture of good humor and sportsmanship, Peyton bought the entire Eagles defense pizzas after slicing them up on the field.

It's like these French guys surrendered at the first sign of trouble...

Ma dog's just showin his love for tha oldest team in town. Let it steam mabrutha!

Drew Carey sucks and so does Cleveland.

It's not a "note to self" if you post the note to a few million people.

The question has finally been answered.
Who will produce more, Andrew Bynum or his dog?

yes, god forbid humans hunt - lettuce for all!!!!!

If only a couple of half-hack comedians weren't involved in this "prank" on a former NFL player...then Deadspin would have been 100% OK with the playful shenanigans of these little rascals...

Kids are so fucking stupid these days. We didn't have camera phones when I was a teen but most people had cameras and camcorders. The rule was always never film shit that could be used as evidence against us. Hell, that usually just meant no pics when we were drinking beer as minors. Now these dummies break real laws…

Is it safe to assume the party immediately ended once Johnny Manziel showed up?

It's Japan. They all live to be 170 years old now a days.

How many washed-up, outspoken Christian conservatives 2 years past their prime named "Tim T." do they need??

In all seriousness, this is a brilliant Family Guy advertisement.

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I remember that time I punked the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. Me and my pal were wasted, and couldn't find a decent museum to score chicks until a cabbie told us about MOMA. So we got soooooo wasted, and because we're just THAT cool, we went in and snagged a sweet Pablo Picasso, Boy Leading a Horse.

Stealing sports memorabilia is a prank and not a felony? This is fantastic news!

And let's hope this two "comedians" are prosecuted. The civil resolution doesn't preclude them from being prosecuted for the felonies, which they undoubtedly committed. All returning the jerseys does is deal with the issue of criminal restitution, it doesn't make the 2 separate felonies go away. In Florida, one can…

I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes reading this. How exactly was Mike V. pranked? So these two douche bag hack comedians steal from a restaurant and then act like it's funny. If I was Mike V. I would have hunted them down and drop kicked them both in the balls.

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.