The single funniest sports moment of all time was when the Pats blew the 19-0 season. The one Patriots fan I know (obese, bald, virgin til age 37) wept like a baby that night. His GF started laughing at him and he tossed a huge tantrum and threw her out. A few days later they had make-up sex and he knocked her up. Now…

Worst Patriot Ever

Not pictured: Virgil selling autographed posters in the Ohio end zone.

If she didn't seem like a raging cunt, I'd say I'm impressed.

Give me a break with this PC shit.

I have satellite radio in my car, I just think his shock-jock act is tired and lazy.

Howard Stern is the worst

UPDATE: Police reported to be searching the bottom of a lake in Bristol for ESPN's ratings.

I know ESPN has beaten a lot of dead horses, but this recent Johnny Manziel shit is the worst thing they have done. It's been dominating Sportscenter for what feels like months.

Just one time, one time, I want him and Patrick Kane to hangout together. Just once!

Are you a hotel room?

Just a couple comments over.

Go team fuckface!

Yes. Yes. Yes.

The Chipper bar probably taste like Hooters wings.