I also delivered, and yes I didn't throw stuff on somebody's property. Even if it was a padded envelope that contained a sample of handy-wipes I wouldn't do it. Nothing like having to explain what happened to somebody rounding the corner as the package is floating through the air.

I'm probably the only person on the planet who has yet to watch a second of Duck Dynasty.

No, they didn't.

Don't be ridiculous.

Pull up a youtube video and see how packages are sorted behind the scenes. I worked in the post office in various capacities while in college, and some of these guys thought they were Michael Jordan, hitting jumpers from 60-80 feet away into a bunch of labeled bins with amazing accuracy.

No video? Good.

that's not true. If she was doing her Cutler impression, somebody would have picked off that jersey before she hit her dad with it.

yeah, that's nice. Reading says hello with a jersey they wore this past Sunday.

"You may notice the water has a golden color."

That's not the first time I've seen that warning on a product.

C'mon, a Tea Party/teabag joke? What is this, 2007?

I was kinda hoping for a Call Of Duty joke

once they're on the hook with that contract, it's gonna be hard to release.

it sure worked for Forrest Gump

Pittsburgh loses once? They can probably check that off their list at about 11:20 PM EDT

Mr. Weed?

Sebastien is Simon's brother

I'm sure Vodka Samm probably has a few suggestions.

if we were voting the twitter account of @deadspin, then yes.

Minutemen Unplugged

"don't go overthinking things"....aka Mike Watt thinking econo.

It's a good thing Jack Mehoff was able to break away from his jack sessionn to deliver this news on twitter.

Marbles?