Marbles?

buh gawd.....that's JR's music!!

Of course that's not Riley Cooper. Riley only uses that word when he's on the other side of the fence.

Let he (or she) who has not shat during a marathon cast the first stone.

A fistful of pie... unless of course it's hair pie.

You aint seen nothing yet.

4 goals in a game Joe? When was the last time he scored 4 goals in a week?

Did Reilly make it a point to say that he was the first one to break this news on Twitter?

Brian Orakpo takes it up a level by bringing Gilbert Gottfried into his local commercial

guess you didn't read the list.

Are you serious? Bruce Arthur is an insufferable prick who thinks he is the most important person on twitter. If you attempt to disagree with him, he'll block you. Trust me, I know this.

On the upside, I no longer see his babbling about non-sports related items.

Only open place to stand? They sold 2000 SRO tickets, and I can tell you where the majority of the standing room tickets go: the spiral rotunda in left field or.....you guessed it, the Bow Tie Bar. With a limited number of people fitting in left field, guess where they're gonna end up?

So I guess she was able to take the evening off from Blush, Cheerleaders, or wherever she was dancing earlier in the day to go hang out in the Bow Tie Bar.

you mean ARRRR +1

I thought you said these two shitheels were comedians.

Adam Lefkoe is definitely Iron Sheik class and not like the no-good Andre The Giant.

ideas like this?

.5 BAC? Amateur.

http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/article_9…

Not only did she pop a .708 BAC, which might "possibly" be a South Dakota state record, but after she failed to appear for her scheduled court appearance she went out and stole a second vehicle and was busted with a second dewey.

He's a legend, but not in the sense that you're thinking.

keep telling yourself that. Repeat the same joke over and over and their core audience takes it as fact.

(Disclaimer: this poster has a strong dislike for both of the "big two" parties, so I don't want this to be a case of "u mad because they're joking about your guy.")