Probably yours, but at least you were smart enough not to do it.

no, “My BMW was once owned by Steve Jobs’ wife” is the worst pickup line ever.

Dumb young adults doing dumb young adult things should know better. Then again, apparently they have what looked like a Trailblazer, so their life choices are already questionable.

You are far too immersed in your on-line culture. Its goggle not google you nit wit.

For a rare moment I was completely supporting police brutality but of course it doesn't happen. Damnt! There was even a police dog on the scene. It would've been perfect.

Yeah, yeah, and Nickelback is a great band, right?

Dumbass.

I hate to quote a commercial, but.... have you driven a Ford lately?

That’s an interesting (and very general) take. Euro snob much?

There was nothing wrong with the cobalt. It was cheap reliable transportation and the turbo ss would beat a hell of a lot of other cars for the money. I had a first year first month build cobalt I bought for 12,700 new and it lasted 209k in 8 years with me not changing the oil for 10k miles or so. then finally died…

I've been on the receiving end over Afghanistan. Not cool. I was able to point out on a map though exactly where it came from to intel though. I like to think a bunch of army rolled in and went medieval on his ass.

So they weren’t just aiming a laser.. they were aiming an air gun with a laser at a helicopter?!

Hide from the choppa!!!

According to Tyler the planes will shoot back soon enough

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... “inhaling” ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Don’t forget the A pillar that could hide half a kindergarten class and the crossing guard in a frontal blind spot.

oh wow I just realized the compass and Caliper had the same greenhouse. how can they still sell that in 2015?

The Compass is worse, take all the awfulness of the Caliber, and slap on some faux “You wouldn’t understand, it’s a Jeep thing” badges.

Oh god, this thing is the worst. No visibility, crappy trim that falls off, hard to service, if you get the CVT and it breaks there’s no way to service it, uncomfortable seats that make your back hurt, road noise. I think I can make the world’s longest run-on sentence just listing this car’s faults.

Ahem.