...and won’t look outdated in three years.

Goddamn that’s beautiful.

While I get that, who is going to buy these? Americans love Harleys because they are American. Seriously other than that what do they do well? They sell on stigma alone. I have yet to see a Diavel in the wild even.

Nice. The Italians sure know how to make a big sexy cruiser, if Moto Guzzi is anything to go by.

Good move, I don’t ride a cruiser but most of Ducati’s offering seem best suited to a 115 lb. jockey.

Purists be damned. They said the same thing about Porsche making an SUV. There aren’t enough purists to maintain/expand some companies, so they have to expand their market, thus new products. Can’t blame them for that.

You have to love the amount of heat Bills fans still hold for this rivalry, despite having either team be worth a damn for 20 years.

(is also a Chiefs fan and totally remembers that home game)

As a Chiefs fan, this couldn’t have been more accurate.

The name of Buffalo’s signature dish has the word “garbage” in it. People don’t complain about the snow because it covers up all the rust. It is the Newark, NJ of Toronto.

That is amazing. It’s rare to see that kind of dedication to the delusion.

I was at the Kevin Everett game, sitting in the end zone with my ex-wife who is a Broncos fan. The Everett injury was probably only the fourth strangest thing to happen at that game that included:

she is by far the dumbest and worst person I have ever met

I’ve found a tennis ball green camel and a dinosaur with rollers... Please don’t make me google for a Cobra with a Lima. Please.

“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.

That doesn’t stop Tony in Cheektowaga from thinking we’re going to the Super Bowl this year.

“I know you want it gone, honey; I’ve put it on Craigslist, but no-one is buying...”

That’s hard to believe.

You’d have to be careful though, he specifically said no tire kickers and no facebook posers.